50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

L-Shaped stairs

The best thing to come to the sims 4 since being able to BBQ babies

Argh, my house needs needs some improvments. *Makes L-Shaped stairs* WOOHOO PERFECT

by vegandumplings September 8, 2019

The shakes

When you get so high that your body starts tweaking out and twitching uncontrollably

“Dude I’m so f*cking high I’m twitching”

“Ohhh lmao you got the shakes man”

by highlight47 September 18, 2019

shame shades

(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making

Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week

by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019

The Shakes

When you randomly uncontrollably shake with no apparent reason. Often it makes you feel cold.

I have the shakes.
"Here have a blanket."

by LesterLopaz November 17, 2019