Shuffle wuffle

To lick a penis clean until the man cums.

Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

Carl-but your mom can give you one

Jimmy- you do a better job

Carl-fine

Jimmy- *moaning noises*

Jimmy-*cums*

by Clash is gay September 14, 2020

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006

Shuffle the banana

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?

by dirtymind November 9, 2007

Miller Shuffle

Art of drinking lots of pints of non alcoholic beverages (preferbaly water) on a night out

Look at that light weight doing the miller shuffle

by an abitual line stepper December 5, 2004

The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!

Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance

by dMFk December 14, 2014

Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

by IngleBear December 1, 2006