Uncle Tony's Cake

A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative.

"Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..."

"I don't like Uncle Tony's cake it tastes funny."

by jonny1leg June 23, 2008

hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 2, 2008

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

1-10 scale

How hot a man or woman is on a scale of 1-10.

Damn jerry, that bitch with the big ass titties and short shorts on the 1-10 scale is a 10

by lost cause 27 September 19, 2016

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

Scalesy

An anti-simitic slur from ukraine

I heard that guy called Fred a "Scalesy".

by Lil morgi ey September 11, 2020

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007