by poseidonsbottombitch March 08, 2016
Sand with no texture, but actually quite tasty.
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics
Dry sand is actually quite delicious...
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.
by Roberto the great February 19, 2024
Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."
Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"
Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."
Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."
Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"
Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."
Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."
by Korgihl December 16, 2012
The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.
It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night
by Robat Ppob December 20, 2017
Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.
by Toes Up April 28, 2021
A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.
That Cleo, she's a sand squid!
by bigcatface September 16, 2009
by Iihf September 15, 2021