Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn April 2, 2011

stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019

Stupid banana

This word is exclusively used by ayat to describe her dumbass friend, sam.

" sam you forgot your wallet you stupid banana "

" he forgot the car in reverse, he's a stupid banana "

by 191998 June 7, 2019

Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

stupid chill

That sharp tinge of embarassment that shoots up your back and into the back of your head when someone does or says something incredibly wrong or stupid in a staunch and decisive manner.

When Leonard got in that dude's face and insisted that Guam was a state -- I got a massive stupid chill.

by Knapp August 28, 2005

Cheese stupid

Saying something so stupid it's funny. Usually occurs due to lack of common sense.

I can't believe what David just said! That was cheese stupid

by Woodlouse18 June 1, 2018

Stupid monkey

A kid who can’t ever fucking shut up. Like, at all. Their insults are stupid things like “poo poo face” and other things that wouldn’t offend a first grader. They are the epitome of worthless.

Person one: oh my god shut uppppp. You are the definition of a stupid monkey.

Person two: oh my god I’m in the dictionary??

by angry and hungry August 15, 2020