Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

Pink Sock

When your ass, comes out of your ass.

Stop taking pictures, and take me to the hospital, you gave me a pink sock, you mother fucker!!!!

by Lauriston April 29, 2009

Pink Sock Mirk

The act of pink socking a partner, or enemy pink socking themselves, and then proceeding to slap across the face or mirk the partner or enemy. It is an extremely useful tactic especially if the pink sockee has either ghonnorea or hpv, as this will leave enemys diseased and harmed.

Jose: Dude i swear to god if eric fucks with me one more time im gunna get pink socked and mirk him with it.
Tyler: Damn dude, thats rough.

Later:
Tyler: Dude Eric, jose said hes gunna pink sock mirk you
Eric: If that dirty ass beaner brings his pink sock anywhere near me im gunna pink sock battle him.

Barrack Obama needs to be pink sock mirked by a middle eastern male with hpv and ghonnorea.

by Jose Alcantara April 7, 2010

Dog Sock

The foreskin of a K-9.

Look at how saggy that dogs (dog sock) is.

by CromwellsWorld June 14, 2011

wank sock

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob

by evil bob August 30, 2006

eat sock

getting kicked in the face; a sock in the mouth

whomp that bitch. make her eat sock.

by snackbar February 14, 2009

Rave Sock

Typical rave girl wearing nothing but glitter and underwear that makes out with everything it comes into direct eye contact with. Usually not attractive and typically under 17 years old.

Also See: Village Bicycle

Origin: After a hard night of raving your socks get dirty and gross and you just want to throw them away.. just like that 15 year old girl you were making out with for an hour.

"I like raving because the only chicks I can pull are rave socks"

by fknfade August 26, 2009