sloppy jose

when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.

i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about

by kingcaddy March 15, 2010

Sloppy Seconds

A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.

Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.

by Sarah M. August 20, 2005

Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

sloppy hinson

this is the act of taking it in the ass while listening and singing along to ganster rap

mark: hey ross im horny, fancy a sloppy hinson?
ross: 2 right i'll grab my 2pac cd, brrappp

by Tommy Bob Ryan July 6, 2007

Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.

Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.

by slobpop April 8, 2011

Sloppy poppy

When a female give head to a guy with pop rocks in mouth

Dude Samantha gave me sloppy poppy last night

by Poppy15 August 6, 2019

sloppy joe

crazy, wild, sloppy, wet sex. it involves the male inserting his penis into the vagina soft when it is covered in globs of lube. after this you just gyrate and undulate out of control.

Ellen and I just sloppy joed and made a huge mess everywhere.

by swimminboi4 April 12, 2010