season

season: is a person that comes into your life for just a short period of time, may be a friend at the time, although there there for just a short period

She's just a season, she needs to pay her part of the bill. He's just a season, he needs to take care of his own bill.

by paine5 June 25, 2009

Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.

Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.

by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018

BJ Season

The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend

BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina

Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?

George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed

Bill: Then what are you hunting?

George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!

by Mac to the Daddy December 9, 2009

seatspudfrustrated

The feeling you get when you drop french fries in bewteen the seats of your car and can never reach.

I dropped my last few fries in between the seats in my car and became very seatspudfrustrated!

by swtnitemares2 July 26, 2010

season 2 angle

A phrase that refers to an old joke. The "Season" depends on the year of high school or college. For example, "Season 1" refers to one's Freshmen year while "Season 2" represents the Sophomore year. The term "angle," mostly used in a media-based context, refers to the direction a particular joke utilizes.

Davo: Hey, I'm out of ideas; can't we just make fun of Dan the Man's buggil dash?
Pumster: Nah, that's more of a Season 2 angle.

by HugeBreasticle May 15, 2005

satslag

The satslag most people have a satnav it,s how we get from a to b but when it stops working gets you lost or just send,s you round and round then it become your very own satslag the bitch. The truck driver,s of the world are most vulnerable too the satslags charm with low bridges weight limits and road that are not suitable for large trucks. There are truck only satslags which are beter but they all let you down some times. At the end of the day do it old school learn how too read a map. Thats the way too roll

My satslag has stopped working what will i do now ?? we are lost and i have know idear were we are oh shit i wish i could read the map or even ring a domdom

by big bad domdom August 30, 2010

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012