dry season

when you fuck someone dry for a whole season (preferably September, October and November). This can be at any time, any where without any 'what if' or 'buts'
Boy: hey babe guess what ;)
Girl: what?
Boy: today is the 1st of September
Girl: yeah and?
Boy: its dry season ;) 👅💦
by Scarlett Buncle November 28, 2019
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seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.
I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!
by GlazeHer November 23, 2023
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macking season

Generally beginning right after Halloween and stretching into late spring macking season is the time when thots and community dick tend to cuff up and stay inside for the colder months
Her “Imma unblock mr.Simp it’s macking season I’ll see y’all in the spring”
Him “aight den imma go tell my baby mama I want my family back and promise that Iv changed its macking season I’ll catch y’all on 2k
by Anna$tAsia November 08, 2022
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Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 05, 2018
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exclusive seasonal bisexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to a different gender each season of the year."
Alex identifies as an exclusive seasonal bisexual. In the spring, Alex finds themselves attracted to women. When summer arrives, their attraction shifts exclusively to men. By fall, Alex is drawn to non-binary individuals, and in winter, they find themselves attracted to genderqueer people. This pattern repeats each year, with Alex's attraction aligning with the changing seasons."
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deleting season

Deleting season essentially refers to a period of time that typically lasts for an hour, a day, or even a week (depending on how many followers you have) that involves getting rid of spectators that directly have access to view your life by being friends on social media that you do not want to have access. Deleting season affects only those that you do not want to have any input of your daily activities or those who call you out on what you post.
Why did you unfollow me? Because it’s deleting season.

I have too many followers that I do not even know, I guess I’m going to go through deleting season.

Them: Looks like somebody had fun on the weekend from your posts.

Me: I’m putting you through deleting season.
by Dope Skiis November 13, 2017
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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