pulling a salty

Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.

(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.

by clsslc May 19, 2021

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

salty banjo

you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft

Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.

by Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski March 21, 2010

salliness

Acting like a bitchy, whiny woman.

This salliness is unacceptable. If you don't stop I will buy you tampons for your bleeding vagina. (talking to a man)

by sallimay June 11, 2011

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

by j Clark October 20, 2013