Rusty Tromblumpkin

A mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.

In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.

No one talked to Catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving Matt a Rusty Tromblumpkin.

by Dan Stover January 17, 2008

Rusthead

Or a new metal head, not to be confused with a nu metal head, because nu metal sucks, we are a society (or at least i am) of metalheads that dont conform to ANY group, that would include metalheads. Metal ISN'T supposed to have a dress code. A rusthead is nearly impossible to dissern from a non rusthead because we dont conform to the metalhead stereotype, but we do like metal. Personally, this ironhead dislikes nu-metal, mainstream and especially SATAN. We dont fit ANY stereotypes...one thing that sets this particular ironhead apart is the dark skin. Every ironhead is different simply because there is no set status quo, because as a sub species of metalhead, we hate those. The dress code is pants and a shirt...accessories are welcome and ears are mandatory.

We also like other kinds of music...

Metalhead1- Pantera!!
Metalhead2- Slayer!!
Metalhead3- GWAR!!
Rusthead- yep..
metalhead1- You, with the unique clothing, what are you dont here!! You are not metal!!!
Rusthead- Oh? How you figure?
Metalhead2- You aren't following the dress code!
Rusthead- Not supposed to be a dresscode for metal, boys, i am also a metalhead, but i dont conform...if you were to put a label on me, it would probobly say Rust
Metalhead3- But satan is king!!
Rusthead- No, he isn't. Metal is about the music, not the friggin' fashion, now back up before i split a motherfucker
Metalhead1- How can you consider yourself a metalhead, you dont dress like us! We are nonconformists-
Rusthead- Yep, really indivitual, look, there is a reason we call you 1 2 and 3, we couldn't distinguish between you guys otherwise. Look, the fact that you guys have put a status quo on metal is a friggin' irony, simply because the purpose of metal is to not conform to anything, so the more you guys look like each other, the less metal you become
*metalhead3 bursts into tears.

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 16, 2005

rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

by Rusty69 December 24, 2008

rusty casper

After completing anal sex with a female, the female removes the semen filled condom, ties it into a knot and furthermore inserts it into the rectum of the male.

Yo, I was like fuckin this girl in the ass and before I knew it she gave me a fuckin rusty casper. Cunt ass bitch.

by J Eats May 8, 2006

Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

by Knobby3 July 22, 2006

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.

While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.

Their supporters are known as bum flashers

Somewhere In England is their seminal album

by Black Flag May 28, 2004