Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

rule 889

No matter how many rules exist, more can be created.

Guy 1: Man, there is no possible way anyone could think of another rule.

Guy 2: "Rule 889"

Guy 1: Oh yeah...

by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017

The Facebook Rule

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.

Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.

by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011

rule 89

If you cannot understand it, it is machine code

Coder: I don’t understand this error.
Coder 2: it is rule 89

by VoidedChaos May 1, 2018

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.

Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules

by Lolgyylol October 4, 2022

Christmas Rules

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)

Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.

by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011