Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.

Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"

by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

Roast beef weiner

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse

“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”

by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

Roasting my boot

To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something

Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her

by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 6, 2021

Roast

A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.

To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.

by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024

god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

by DumbNuts September 5, 2016

Roast

The act of someone being criticised harshly.

He had posted a picture of his fan art of his favorite band, shortly after he was roasted by a girl named Charlotte. She had said “This looks like something my 3 year old son would draw!” He was heartbroken at the sight of the reply.

by FANNYPEEPS July 25, 2020