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Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
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Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024
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rancho

In Mexico, the term "rancho" could be used to describe both its literal meaning: a ranch, or it could also be used as "village", typically in a rural area and ranging from a few hundred people to a few thousand. The word "pueblo" could also be used to describe a village or small town, but pueblos are usually a bit larger and busier than ranchos.
Tengo ganas de ver toda la gente de mi rancho allá en México.

I want to see everyone from my home village back in Mexico.
by mechaniichan2004 February 11, 2024
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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard
by ranchretardation March 16, 2024
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ranch fr

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?
by typegabe March 26, 2024
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Rancherize

To jazz up food with ranch.
i think i need to rancherize the pizza
by fakecastiel March 27, 2024
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ranchflat

One who misses excellence and bleeds success
This ranchflat mother fucker is killing it...fuck you step dad
by DFreshest April 15, 2024
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