A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

Rachel Zegler

A stupid woke cunt with a disgusting personality who should've never been famous in the first place.

Rachel Zegler is a fascist. Everybody hates her.

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

Rachel

An evil attention whore will even go as low as badmouthing her sisters.

Rachel causes too much drama in my homeboys life.

by Biblical historians group June 10, 2025

Rachel

A very special buzzing bee little snail jellyfish :)

Dude how are you?
Not so good today, but it’s alright man…
Dude talk to Rachel! She can make anyone smile

by minisalame777 April 7, 2023

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

Rachel

Leader of Josh's Cult. "Marrying" Josh's Brother.

Rachel:"This is my cult now"
Andrew:"Can i die yet?"
Rachel:"Drink the kool-aid andrew."

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Rachel Profiling

When you work for an employer for seven years years so he will consent to his daughter marrying you and after 7 years he gives his other daughter who you marry but work another 7 years so you can marry the first daughter (the employer’s second daughter) who you wanted to marry originally and is taking 14 years to pull off.

Why is Jacob still tending Laban’s livestock? Its a case of Rachel profiling.

by Quinto en Camino May 10, 2023