frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

by Danzon December 15, 2017

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018

Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.

Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.

by burhbillg October 13, 2019

National Poop Pic Day

October 29th. National send the homies your poop day. This is the day where you must send the real homies a sweet picture of your miraculous creation/poopy. If someone does not send a poop pic on this day you are not real homies with said person.

Friend one: did you get my poopy pic?
Friend two: *holds back tears* my nigga...

National poop pic day: the day to send your homies a snap of your crap

by Grant FREAKING Goldsmith October 29, 2019