the fall of jake paul

A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).

Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

West Saint Paul

The most bitchin' town in North America. Aka "The W", or "The Dub" if you're fresh. Home of chicken, roundabouts, Kip Winger memes, and passive aggressive residents. This hip town has it all.

Its not fair, why cant our town be as awesome as West Saint Paul.

by Fennrier May 4, 2018

Sean Paul

One of the worst reggaeton artists ever.

Gangsta: Yo wat up im listenin to sean paul bitchiz!
Me: Listen to real music
Gangsta: Suck my dick!
Me: Your mom already did.

by Liberal Girl May 25, 2009

Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

Paul Clip

When a man puffs on a joint that's firmly inserted into another mans ass crack.

Man I got wicked high last night with my frat buddies and was dared to use a Paul Clip.

by slinkychevy April 3, 2010

Paul-face

The face of pleasureful discomfort one makes after consuming to much alcohol, but proceeds to politely and quietly passes out. sometimes followed by a boot and rally.

after that party bus paul got paul-face pretty fucking hard.

by chaaaaahles November 28, 2011

Pauling

To Paul; The act of making plans then flake out for no reason.

We were suppose to meet at Wackadoos but after 15 minutes I knew he was Pauling me.

by Karate Chop March 29, 2015