A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
by miss_princess February 23, 2009
Get the Flower Pot Headmug. Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009
Get the Will got a crock potmug. The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
by Devian December 28, 2005
Get the douche pot piemug. A person, (usually a man but not limited to), who is above the age of 21. They possess a “fat bell”, have hair chests and stomachs, and they are very lazy in all aspects.
Socially, they speak lazily. They usually just go with the flow because they’re too lazy to make up their own mind.
Physically, they get easily worn out, and don’t enjoy walking long distances.
Socially, they speak lazily. They usually just go with the flow because they’re too lazy to make up their own mind.
Physically, they get easily worn out, and don’t enjoy walking long distances.
“Look at that pot belly pig!” *insert photo of a sleeping old fart, mouth gaping, snoring, fat belly poking out of his shirt* “He fell asleep waiting on his wife at the bar!”
by BabyKittyLover May 31, 2023
Get the Pot belly pigmug. A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.
A know it all.
A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
Get the Shit-Pot Professormug. by the person with the face March 13, 2010
Get the pot o clockmug. The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.
All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Afternoon Coffee Potmug.