A hot potato

The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.

I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.

by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020

meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

Potato Withdrawal

When the addictive habit of consuming mass quantities of any type of potato product abruptly ends. This habit is typically found among Irish people or those of Irish descent who enjoy all forms of potatoes including but not limited to potato salad, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, shepherd's pie, baked potatoes, roasted potatoes, steamed potatoes, potato dumplings, potato pancakes, potato pie, and french fries.

Luke returned from Annapolis, after a week of eating nothing but salad and bread, and desperately had a nearly unquenchable craving for any sort of potato product.

by ILoveToBeRandom September 5, 2005

potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack

I gave her some potato tits

by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010

Self-Potato

A colony of random potatos that are conceited.

He always looks at himself in the mirror. He's so fat that he could be a self-potato.

by TheExcercistLenalee July 13, 2010

Crack Potato

A crack potato is simply a baked potato laced with crack cocaine. The lacing can be done by either placing whole crack rocks into the potato, crushing up the rocks and sprinkling them on the potato, or by liquefying crack rocks and spreading it on the potato, much like one would do with butter. The crack potato is considered a delicacy among many inner-city minority populations, mainly those of the African American persuasion.

Urbanite 1: "I heard that DaRashad is having a fancy party in his studio apartment tonight to celebrate his pay raise to $6.75/hr. There are supposed to be some crack potatoes there! Mmmmmmm!"

Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"

Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"

by Mr. Krax February 4, 2008

couch potato

they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food

couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No

by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015