Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.

by G M0NEY January 16, 2022

PVC pipe

substitute for a dildo

PVC pipe af

by quartz89 February 3, 2022

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

Pigeon pipe

The phrase said by a crack cocaine addict when someone hands them a tiny pipe

What's that you're trying to hand me? A poxy pigeon pipe it's tiny you greedy cunt!

by Damnstraightbabe22 April 13, 2022

Canadian pipebomb

When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.

Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."

by AdamTheHamDestroyer69 December 15, 2022