wu-peter

peter making a nonse of himself

what a wu-peter

by Wu-peter April 25, 2019

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

Peter Pan

1.) he neverlands
2.) late bloomer
3.) a sex position

Let's do the Peter Pan!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Peter Pipe

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

Peter Tosh

To decriminalize or LEGALIZE Herbs

Many states are voting to peter tosh pot

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.

Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010