period

the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 9, 2009

period-safe food

food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.

Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.

by stoopeedjaz June 7, 2009

percolification

The act of grabbing a pair of headphones with both hands and pressing them tight against one's ears with the volume cranked up to 11.

I know you love MYLO's music but your percolification might damage your years!

by Krassy June 5, 2007

performaniac

performaniac is a person who is obsessed with exhibiting himself as a performer in all possible situation, even most common ones

maniac for searching to perform - performaniac

by evgeny belochkin May 2, 2008

period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014

Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.

I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.

by Infrasound January 11, 2015

Period Dance

Similar to a rain dance, which envokes rain. A Period Dance makes your period come.

Girlfriend: I haven't gotten my period yet...
Boyfriend: fuck, you better do a period dance.

by Legen_____Dary November 9, 2016