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Period

It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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Period

A common way to express that your vape is dead or ran out of juice.
Hey bro, you mind if hit you're vape? Nah lil bro, I'm on my period right now.
by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024
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Period

period, more of period blood, the thing you get every month. Girls you know what I mean. I have the knowledge of a 7 year old kid. I ate my mothers blood, tasted so warm and refreshing, I thought it was my sippy cup.
Mom: Hey! What are you doing down there.

Kid: Licking your wart poosay to get that Period blood, cause I'm a vampire mommy!
by yourfruitymf December 7, 2022
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The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
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Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
i had a really bad "Man Period" last night
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022
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Periodic Collective

A secret word which people who have never felt the loving touch of a woman use to identify and communicate with each other. It means they have no rizz.
"Yo, Sally just said she's part of the periodic collective"
"Oh, that's obvious. She literally said she had a crush on Nick Wilde from zootopia a while back."
by skillabe December 24, 2022
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Period

It means awesome , gorgeous

Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️
Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️
by Ahmad IN January 10, 2023
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