Panda

Police Officer; Black and White, Slow, and mostly Fat

Aww man, I got popped by a panda for doing 80 in a 20mph

by jfdksjfdks November 13, 2011

panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Pandacorn

A symbol of a unicorn and a panda mix

Look at that adorable pandacorn!

by Sissy76583 December 25, 2017

cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

by forkyy May 6, 2011

Panda Pop

The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.

"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."

by Mitchell_the_faggit May 17, 2015

Panda

A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.

"hey look, PAAAANNDAAAA!" (put peace signs next to eyes)

panda

by K. Case January 28, 2009

Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010