paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

palersaurus

an extremely large, pale, and unsociable person who has no friends.

jamison is a palersaurus.

by djfdabkfdbhcjjamie August 20, 2010

pagnerant

The particular quality of canine behavior that is comprised primarily of obstinacy but includes a pestering measure of imbecilic ignoramutude.

Roamer, the bull terrier, is being pagnerant because he "appears" to be unable to cooperate in rectification, after stepping over his own leash.

by PTDanKool December 28, 2010

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013

Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.

me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.

by plumley November 7, 2013