pies

famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.

jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies

by olle olsen September 17, 2006

pipe down

verb. To lower one's voice; to stop yelling, whining, complaining, etc. To partake of marijuana utilizing a pipe or bowl.

1. "Pipe down over there! We've heard enough of your bitching and complaining all fucking day today."
2. "You kids better pipe down, or else when your father gets done with his phone call, he's gonna be whooping some little asses!"
3. "Hey bro, meet us behind the shed in like 30 minutes man.....me and Mike are gonna 'pipe down' on some cronic dude ...."

by JKong October 3, 2013

piece pipe

a bad ass stealth bud pipe with a small stash chamber and easy to clean 3 piece construction, this pipe will probably get lost or stolen before it is wore out , retails for 60 bucks in the states a fair buy for a person who would appreciate it

hey what are u hitting? a roach? no its a little sneak a toke its a piece pipe

by jaredthemason December 15, 2008

Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

by shitier friend August 10, 2009

pipelining

(verb) The process of injesting alcohol (normally) by means of funneling/feeding the liquids through a pipe (or more commonly used, a ~ 1-2 in. diameter hose) directly into the stomach.
The object of pipelining is to bypass the gag reflex to give worry free injection of hard liquor.

Works best with 100 proof alcohol.

May acceptably be called 'lining, if you are deemed cool enough to do so.

"I had an awesome time pipelining with you guys last night, you guys are all so cool..."

"Hey bro, lets do some 'lining"

"Kraven and Jrio are definately the most hardcore pipeliners in the world"

by Admiral Kraven Moorehead& Jrio September 10, 2009

pipe sex

What people do when they smoke weed out of a pipe and pass it to each other.

"No thanks, I have my own pipe. I'm not into pipe sex anymore"

by progressivethinker February 6, 2010

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

by steph&chelsie May 4, 2006