Pineapple

No offense but you should now what a pineapple is!

I ate so many pineapples my Tongue started bleeding.

by Cheeselover500 February 5, 2018

pineapples

pineapples is the thing that you shove up your asshole when your pregnant

person 1: hey what are pineapples? person 2: there things that you shove up your ass when your pregnant

by bigdaddy37802193 February 5, 2018

pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012

Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.

Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.

by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013

Pineapple

another word for nigga

That pineapple just stole my iphone. He's from Hempstead, NY

by candiman87 December 6, 2011

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011