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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.
I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.
by star_s22 November 29, 2021
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U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night
by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020
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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.
I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.
by Pirate princess September 3, 2023
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turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge
what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?
by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012
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Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.
by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023
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