Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.

That robot made me pop wood!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

by lokz April 26, 2010

daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

by Daddy wood October 19, 2017

nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010

Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010