gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023

couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it

Me and my girl made a couch pancake

by The big faggot March 01, 2016

cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 06, 2020

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 04, 2020

couch potato

Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task

hey juan you are couch potato

by mexic.. November 23, 2018

Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 28, 2019