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road rules

A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.
He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!
by christina July 14, 2003
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road rules

a show on mtv
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.
Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.
by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014
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Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.
by Smickers2 June 30, 2022
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Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off
*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands
by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018
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Road-tripping

A reduced variation of u-hauling* that includes the rapid emotional, sexual and physical connection without the expectation of immediately moving in with one another. Road trips are often used as a trial run for couples to see how potentially compatible they are to live together. Road-tripping is the conventional, preliminary stage that leads to an unconventional, fast paced relationship.

*u-hauling refers to two women who move in together very soon after they start dating.

Taking big steps emotionally, but not the

- two women who move in together very soon after they start dating
-emotional, sexual, and physical connection (intense)
- attached very quickly
- women who move quickly in the relationship emotionally or sexually and move in together
"Moving in together is a huge commitment. I think we should continue road-tripping."

"They've been spending a lot more time together lately. It appears their road-tripping is evolving into u-hauling."
by Jarah818 August 24, 2021
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road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016
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