purple cow

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!
Charlotte is a purple cow!
by charcoal black March 20, 2009
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human cow

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.
Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all
by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008
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have a cow

The "country folk" version of "have a cow":

Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.
CLYDE: Hey, Enos, are you going to the prom?

ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!

CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!
by Harry Hickman December 01, 2006
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soft cow

1. Girlfriends referring to other girlfriends (such as Estera or Sarah), or enemies.

2. Leather shoes
I love Sarah and Estera, they are such soft cows!

Hey, look at that soft cow!

Nicey nice, soft cow!
by EmSE October 07, 2007
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Shot a cow

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly, and humourously
Wow Robin, you really shot a cow on that jump!
by Boffbowsh October 29, 2005
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Cow egg

An egg laid by a female cow as a way of reproduction
Today I saw a baby cow hatch from a cow egg it was amazing
by NicoBailey23xx September 06, 2016
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Milking the cow

When you jizz onto someone's legs then shove the cum back into you penis then cum it out again
Man I really milked the cow last night
ME TOOO!! Milking the cow is fun
by Cool person 5738774 May 20, 2015
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