Charlotte is a purple cow!
by charcoal black March 20, 2009
noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.
Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all
by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008
The "country folk" version of "have a cow":
Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.
Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.
CLYDE: Hey, Enos, are you going to the prom?
ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!
CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!
ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!
CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!
by Harry Hickman December 01, 2006
1. Girlfriends referring to other girlfriends (such as Estera or Sarah), or enemies.
2. Leather shoes
2. Leather shoes
by EmSE October 07, 2007
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