napple

A nipple that spans most of the boob's surface

Imagine a pizza , but on a boob

by yer mom October 20, 2003

old man's nipple

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.

Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!

by Michael Gross July 28, 2003

screaming nipple syndrome

sns is where your nipples scream simultaneously a blood curdling scream.
this is usually stopped by feeding your nipples tacos.

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
mmmmm tacos
she had screaming nipple syndrome until she went to taco bell.

by chasewashere April 9, 2008

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

NippleJack

NipplieJack can be used as any word in the english laungauge

that nipplejack is a fucker
put that nipplejack away
keep nipplejackin it
that dumb nipplejack cant find his ass from his face

by Dr.J December 10, 2003

Nipplefart

An involuntary release of gas coming from a magical hole in your pruney purple nipples.

" oh shit he was feeling me up and then i had a nipplefart. totally killed the mood"

by shlizzard January 8, 2010

manly nipple sex

A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.

Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"

Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"

Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."

by Tom from November 1, 2008