double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

go ugly early

The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."

Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.

by DannyBoy1974 March 13, 2010

National ugly day

National Ugly day Is on Masieray birthday also January 30th

Bro on masieray birthday it’s finna be national ugly day

by @PeopleforPeople June 8, 2019

shit bucket ugly

A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.

Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!

by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007

i am ugly

some annoying ass 13 year old girl that only wants attention.
girls is_actually_hot

jessica:"omggggg i am ugly and fat"
one good boi:"no you're actually hot and skinny"
jessica:*dies*

by Oxford_guy_69 May 19, 2018

SCP UGLY TATO

SCP UGLY TATO is a phrase originating from roblox that has no spperent meaning

SCP UGLY TATO GET OUT OF THE WAY BRO

by an anonymous apple June 28, 2021

the ugly kind of pretty

When a person, mainly a guy, is pretty in his own way but not attractive. There is the only thing that makes him pretty when the rest of him really isn’t.

Person 1: Hey you know Josh Hutcherson?
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: Do you think he’s attractive?
Person 2: Mmm no. He’s more like the ugly kind of pretty
Person 1: Oh yeah true

by ZoeInnit October 30, 2023