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over-message

When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam
Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah

Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...

Reply: WTF!???

Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.
by captain jack aubrey May 13, 2009
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Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.
Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.
by beelzabitch December 31, 2009
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hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.
Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"
by beowulf1 April 2, 2010
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Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.
1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.
by PixelMonkey March 1, 2011
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hobo massacre

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011
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James Massa

A Mexican Aeronautic Specialized Space Administration. James Massa is the Man-Child written of in the scripture. Thee James Massa is admired by all of the bitches. James Massa's might be Leprechaun's or Ewoks.
When one asks, "How Does One acquire all of the bitches?" He simply replies " I'm James Fucking Massa, bitches love James Fucking Massa." Look that guy is so hot he must be a James Massa.
by T.J. Massacre January 7, 2012
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chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution
Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.
by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
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