mercedes

A car that has no status anymore. They are basically like american with german badge. They have fallen off the ladder. Plus the designs are ugly and anyone can afford an old one now. They get lost in the sea of cars and they are no longer distinctive in appearance.

mercedes- car driven by people who think their shit dont stink. They walk around like they are gods gift. Nobody even likes their shitty cars anymore.

by Lokir October 3, 2007

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Mercedes ML350

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes

Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?

by DXXN350 August 30, 2010

dirt merchant

Term is gender neutral. Can be used for both men and women but, the definition is slightly reversed yet still derogotory.
Female: A dirty ho that'd fuck anybody.
Male: A dirty fuck that'd ho anybody.
One could even refer to a dog as a Dirt Merchant for all the asses it sniffs.

The usual
"she'd spread em for anyone, what a dirt merchant"
Or the obscure
"that fucking dirt merchant took the extra money I left for a tip and put it towards his half of the bar tab, just so he could stiff our hot blonde waitress"

by Lt Dangle April 20, 2006

Marcy D'arcy

A completely flat chick

So I finally spied her in the hall yesterday. Damn! I didn't realize she was THAT Marcy D'arcy.

by demongolem2 August 23, 2011

silk merchant

A man who possesses extraordinary abilities to craft genius from the empty set.

"Hey Hamza did you see the game last night?"

"Yeah, Blackburn are a team of silk merchants"

by JLamps February 13, 2009

Mercedez

A quiet girl from school who has a totally different personality outside of school!
She's funny, more fun and loooves her weed and alcohol. She's a complete stoner, but you love her for it!

"Yo bro... I wanna take the edge off, do you got some pot?"

"No, but I bet Mercedez does, look, she's over there with the bong!"

by Queenafrica67 June 21, 2019