Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.

As used in context...

Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Martin

A microscopic sized creature.
Extremly rare, extinct kind.

Martin is mad again.

by BTSJUNGKOOKFAN653429 June 18, 2022

I spot a Martin

someone who flirts like a year six, example swearing and hitting the opposite sex

"person 1: I spot a Martin
person 2:where?
person 1:there!"

by bumfluff420 June 21, 2017

Martin

A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist

Damn bro Martin just divorced my mother after 3 months of marriage

by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020

Blake Martin

Sauciest of saucy dudes. Will crack any card that comes his way. Blake Martin is widely known for being the most lowkey as well

Yeo what’s good Blake Martin

Blake’s a demon

by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020

Catholic Martin

He has knowledge of demons, corny, he calls his girlfriend. He is religious, but not in a bad way, he's one of the good ones. His faith gives you faith. He wears glasses sometimes. He can't cook, but he can clean.

Catholic Martin, why are you gae?

by Deejohn September 3, 2023

Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.

Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.

by Y’all heard November 24, 2021