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Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes
Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM
by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020
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Pepsi man

Love. life, the meaning of everything
by Smackaboo May 27, 2021
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Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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short man Syndrome

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
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Man Love Rules OK

A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.
James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."

*later in Alabama*

Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.
by Julian-does-a-lot November 12, 2022
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Bliss Man

Bliss man is someone who is a positive person. They like to enjoy crunchy foods, such as trail mix. Overall a bliss man shows pride in who they are!
by Snazzynazzy3829 December 8, 2022
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Roblox Man Face

The sexiest thing to ever exist, a rizztastic smoulder pulled off at such a degree that any bitch shall fall for the man with the face.
Person 1: Damn man how'd you bag that baddie?
The Rizzler: I simply used the Roblox Man Face, it's like a rizz cheat code!
Person 1: *Roblox Man Face's*
The Rizzler and Girl: *Swoon*
by The Rizzler, The Dick Doctor January 19, 2023
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