When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.
last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.
by Lopezius October 09, 2009
by memes4567 October 04, 2017
an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
by feline March 04, 2005
When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010
'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'
'spank your furry muff'
by li'l pill pig July 31, 2006
a big fat lesbian.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009