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Thumb Master Alex

A guy named Alex Apostolopoulos who loves to put his thumbs on everything in sight in particular in nightclubs named cotton.
Check out Thumb Master Alex's thumbs on the table again
by Mei Le July 25, 2011
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The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.
Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche
by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011
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Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.
Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.
by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011
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Pout Master

A person who cries on dicks routinely during oral sex.
She cries so much she's the Pout Master
by DeepDerp July 24, 2012
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Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
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Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.
Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......
by OldBear caslte June 2, 2016
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Raw Master Style

someone who posses a mastery of raw sexual prowess
Come here girl , let me give you best Raw Master Style
by Killah Mouse November 5, 2016
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