screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

knocked

Getting caught using or selling drugs. Used mostly to describe drug dealers. Usually they have to stop selling because of it.

Is Karen on tonight?
I heard she got knocked last week, so probably not.

by NatureLover111 October 15, 2006

knucklefuck

One who combines the attributes of a knucklehead and a fucker.

What the hell! Are you some kinda knucklefuck?

by David Nygaard January 30, 2005

Brass Knuckles

Basically a four fingered ring. One of the best hand combat weapons ever invented. Used in the proper way can leave an opponent unconscious or possibly dead. They usually come in Brass, steel, Pewter, and copper.

In london they call brass knuckles Knuckle Dusters.

In Japan they call them Tekko with a slightlly different design.

by longjohn May 24, 2008

Knacker Drinking

Getting one of your friends brothers that is 18+ to buy you alcoholic beverages , then travelling to a place which is rarely visited by adults to consume these beverages

We might go knacker drinking with Lohan , after work on friday

by R10 December 19, 2006

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

knuckle game

term used to describe ones fighting prowess.

even at twelve years old, my knuckle game was on point.

by El Negro September 11, 2004