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The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.
Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.
by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023
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Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
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Dragging Knee

The art of leaning a Sport Bike or SuperMoto, to the point where your inside knee starts to touch the Asphalt
"Valentino Rossi is the King of Dragging knee, and pulling G's
by rossi_cultist January 17, 2022
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Naughty Knee grow

The sexual act of dumping out a container of cotton balls and forcing another to pick them up while being pounded from behind, and upon completion using the male member as a paint brush to slather the generated butt grease on the recipients face, avoiding the eyes and lips.
Carter upon arriving late, was surprised with a naughty knee grow in the job trailer, after completion of his organic face painting was then referred to as Mr Blowjangles for the remainder of the work day
by Gingerly ginger February 15, 2022
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juicy knees

When a thick girl rubs your dick with her knees until you cum then you lick it off
by Gofkshakwl November 21, 2018
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Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth
awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip
by David Brown213 June 7, 2011
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Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter
Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again
by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023
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