Mongelli Juice 

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

Mongelli Juice by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

kurwa juice

Probably the best tap beer you can get in Madison, WI.

Fuck damn I'm thirsty. I think I'll go down to the pub for a pint of kurwa juice.

kurwa juice by lord of hype July 24, 2014

drink your juicebox 

Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.

Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?

Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...

Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.

Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.

*slurp*

drink your juicebox by kr0rk August 11, 2010

Mr. Juice 

A name given to a professional athlete that uses or used steroids. Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jose Canseco, Jason Giambi, Rafael Palmeiro, etc

Barry Bonds should be known as Mr. Juice for using steroids

Mr. Juice by JoseG July 23, 2007

juice cap 

purple in colour and situated at the tip of a penis, fills with blood when aroused and commonly follows with a gush of love juice into a womans orifice, letterboxes, and centre pages of laminated wank mags and caravan monthly.if kept unclean they can start to smell of cheese or dead mans socks

..its been weeks since i split with julie and i aint had sex since, im getting boners at the sight of any girl and soon my juice cap is goin to explode..!

juice cap by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 11, 2006

Juices my Goose

This phrase is used when wanting to express excitement about a happy feeling, person, place, or thing

Antonym: the phrase "Grinds my Gears"

You know what really juices my goose? Sunshine. (Other examples: Babies, smiles, puppies, Ryan Gosling, nutella, etc.)

Juices my Goose by KelsexyLately November 25, 2014

Bus Juice 

Bus juice is the mysterious clear/slightly dirty liquid that always seems to be on the floor of every bus. You are never quite sure what this liquid is and it is probably not worth coming into contact with.

"Hey lets go sit over here there's some free seats"
"I don't think so, look, theres a big puddle of bus juice underneath the seats"
"It smells funny"

Bus Juice by wangdalf October 31, 2006