Juggling

A method of masturbation using two hands. The 'juggler' strokes outwards with one hand at a time in quick succession, imitation a lateral imitation of the skill of the same name.

Man, you've really got to try juggling. But use lube. Seriously.

by Urbum April 16, 2017

Juggar

A name used for an animal or person, mainly a being that posses might and strength.

That animal is an epitome of Juggar.
They said his dog exhibits an attitude of Juggar, he must be pretty wild.
My name is Juggar

by Mystical Persian August 3, 2018

Juggyism

When someone behaves in a dumb and/or silly manner more than they would normally do

That's what we call a Juggyism

by Juggy_B June 29, 2023

load juggler

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.

"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...

I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.

by franco de marco sarcastico el drego December 12, 2008

smut juggler

A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"

'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays

by chambers an showdown May 26, 2008

johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.

1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.

by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011