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Josh Ross

Smartest, handsomest, and funniest man you'll ever meet
Possibly the sexiest man ever, gets all the poon and will steal your bitch if you aren't paying attention.
Person 1:Oh shit who the fuck is that dude leaping over tall buildings with a single stride and swimming across the Pacific Ocean in a day?

Person 2: Oh that's just Josh Motherfucking Ross

Person 1: Wow who is that boy over there, he's so smart, and funny, and he's really handsome too

Person 2: Oh that's Josh Ross
by JoshRossLover December 20, 2017
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Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.
Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.
by J to the onesy January 2, 2009
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Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.
That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.
by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005
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Josh Gao

A very sexy man. A bio major who pulls every girl in the lab. If you're name if Michael, be careful, you might get attached to him easily.
by giraffe1001lol June 6, 2019
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Josh Wylie

The goat. There is no other way to say it. Someone who has the name Josh Wylie is the best person you will ever meet. Normally can pull all the shortys (girlfriends) that he wants. He can get real down with a girl and can sastisfy someone in the type of way if ykyk. If you mess with Josh Wylie, you will get messed up so you better watch you head.
“Wow there goes Josh Wylie, I wanna get with him and get down with”. Says every girl that lays eyes on him
by Goateed famo January 1, 2021
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Josh out

"Dude, don't Josh out."
by Tableton June 21, 2013
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Josh Vance

A musical artist famous for his EP Me and My Money Got Wasted At The Cinema. Despite his height, he has the second biggest dick in the world.

He is also a professional NFT screenshotter and he also tends to jump in the snow when being chased by NFT makers.
Girl 1: Hey have you heard Josh Vance’s new song?

Girl 2: Hell yeah that shit was fire
by sundialfty February 3, 2022
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