josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.

Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.

by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020

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Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

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Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

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Josh Vance

A musical artist famous for his EP Me and My Money Got Wasted At The Cinema. Despite his height, he has the second biggest dick in the world.

He is also a professional NFT screenshotter and he also tends to jump in the snow when being chased by NFT makers.

Girl 1: Hey have you heard Josh Vance’s new song?

Girl 2: Hell yeah that shit was fire

by sundialfty February 3, 2022

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