Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

Jizzandler

Another name for Chandler Arizona. Similar to Scottsdale Arizona, Chandler has a high population of jocks, and jerks.

Dude 1: Lets roll into Scottsdale!
Chick 1: no, I don't feel like being THAT pompous tonight.

Dude 1: Jizzandler it is!

by ezdu March 26, 2010

Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm

I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash

by Ryano94 July 19, 2010

Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

by CricketSausage July 8, 2012

jizzazzle

Essentially, the act of giving an ejaculatory facial or pearl necklace, however, the ejaculate contacts in a manner that is more fine than heavy in nature. The resulting pattern is more elegant, and can be compared to rhinestones, such as in bedazzling or vajazzling.

"I pulled out to finish on her breasts, and I totally jizzazzled her."

by Brewmaster April 15, 2012

jizz gaymz

NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012