A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.
They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.
Be safe, stay away!
They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.
Be safe, stay away!
by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020
Get the Jason coopermug. Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. by sadboi669 February 28, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.
All around good buddy.
All around good buddy.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. by dearest pet November 23, 2021
Get the Jason Oatmanmug. A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.
by tally69 November 14, 2022
Get the Jasonmug.