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January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose
You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

January 18 

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.
Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"
January 18 by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 17 

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

january 19 

National Bingus day
"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."
january 19 by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021

January 18 

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
January 18 by Frænkie G January 17, 2021

January 25

This is national tell your crush you like/ hug or kiss them day. Tell your crush you like them. Or hug or kiss them and they will have to be ok with it
Girl:*hugs crush*

Crush:”Right it’s January 25”
January 25 by Hcjucd January 24, 2021