January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

january fever

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january

he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday

by blondedrone January 21, 2011

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

January 10

On Mickey Mouse day you have to wear something with Mickey Mouse on it

Person#1:Hey tomorrow is January 10!
Person#2: so?
Person #1 so you have to wear something with Mikey mouse on it!

by Booooooooooji November 11, 2019

Jealous January

also known as JJ
this is the month where every couple cheats

person 1: "bro go cheat on your girlfriend with that girl over there"
person 2: "no, i'm loyal"
person 1: "bro its jealous january, you're allowed!"
person 2: "oh yeah i forgot"

by imBDS December 20, 2019

January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

January 8th

National "kiss your best friends day"
Make sure you kiss all your friends, lips if you're brave, and cheek if you're a chicken. Have fun, you might uncover a secret ;)

Girl 1: *kisses Girl 2*

Girl 2: Wtf?!

Girl 1: *shows this page* it's January 8th!

"I'm gonna go kiss Ava, it's January 8th"

by Frostythesnowmansdick December 28, 2019