Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.

That Jake Keller is sooooo default.

by HarryBaller November 27, 2018

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Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.

Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.

by Society member May 22, 2011

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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost

Woah, I have Jake Paul.

by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020

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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

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